i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Panties = found
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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