it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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