Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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