yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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