Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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