some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
