? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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