Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
