Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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