i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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