thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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