It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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