Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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