sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
