im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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