her vagine was all disorganized.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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