maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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