I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I could make wine with my vomit
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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