We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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