Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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