There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We are two peas in an std pod
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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