this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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