i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
this boner is exhausting
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
