Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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