that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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