After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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