if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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