you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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