Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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