I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
