found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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