I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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