we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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