Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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