I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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