Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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