i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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