how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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