imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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