i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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