I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
