she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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