Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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