you guys were way drunker than both of me
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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