why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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