you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
