So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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