God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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