Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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