He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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