I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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