Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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