Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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