I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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