I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Damn victory sex feels great
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